Neutron Breweries is pleased to offer three fine beers for your immortal drinking pleasure. As you'll be able to drink huge quantities with no trouble all our beers come in the finest beer delivery system yet devised by humankind: the King Khafre Keg. 1,000 litres of pure beer containment. You'll think you've died and gone to heaven...
...but you won't have because YOU'RE IMMORTAL!! Bwaahaha! Buy two today.

King Khafre Keg - US $10.000 plus deposit where required by law.
Shipping extra.

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